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Pre-Order The Falcon Report by Andrew Whitmer (out September 1st)

 

The Falcon Report is a prescribed shock therapy for a broken world.

 
In this blistering, gonzo-theological essay on the afterlife, Andrew Whitmer outright refuses to accept a randomized cosmos. Taking a sledgehammer to the sanitized walls of conventional religion and institutional bullies, Whitmer grounds his exploration of eternity in the gritty, visceral realities of a volatile environment where existential dread meets the divine, and demands answers from a universe that often feels ruthlessly indifferent.
 
Unflinching in its scrutiny of systemic cruelty, this long-form manifesto refuses to look away from the darkness. It wades directly into the absurdity of the human condition to argue a startling paradox: that our deepest agonies are merely the crucible required for our eventual perfection. Examining the unbearable gravity and pressure of mortality, Whitmer reveals how these forces are necessary to forge eternal diamonds.
 
The Falcon Report is fierce in its defense of universal reconciliation, a vision of inescapable and relentless grace. It is a raw, vulnerable, and unapologetic survival guide for anyone stuck in an existential nightmare.
 
Following his debut poetry collection, Muskets for the Bear Problem, Whitmer has returned to map-out the raw mechanics of eternity.

 

 

 
The Falcon Report is a fearless meditation on life, death, and what might lie beyond. Blending lyrical prose, poetry, philosophy, science, theology, and irreverent humor, Andrew Whitmer confronts grief, violence, wonder, and the enduring hope that love outlasts mortality. Bold, provocative, and deeply original, The Falcon Report challenges readers to wrestle with life's hardest questions—and to imagine that even in the darkest places, meaning and grace remain possible.”
 
-Christopher Barzak, author One for Sorrow

The Falcon Report

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